Post by SSaiYen on Sept 5, 2020 17:16:13 GMT
A morning like any other morning, the Diviners awoke to the smell of Bob's fortune cookies, and made their way slowly into the circle.
As they sat around the tables of the Chia Jen, Bob looked around at the exausted Diviners, sweat spilled down his troubled countenance and his hands were shaking rapidly.
"Where is..Iruma?" He gulped. Fright building up in his eyes.
The Diviners looked at each other, for they knew, at that moment, Iruma walked from behind the waterfalls and stood next to the portly chef.
Falling over herself in a dazed and tired state, she put her hand on Bob's shoulder and spoke in a monotone.
"I had a vision in my dreams," She began, looking into the eyes of the weary mages. "And in this vision I saw Bob's wonderful cookie jar. And do you know what I saw when I opened this jar, Bob?"
Her grasp on Bob's shoulder tightened. Bob looked from side to side, silently beseeching the Diviners for assistance, but they were all too tired to notice his plee.
"Nothing." She said flatly, walking over to the cookie jar. She opened it with quick fingers and turned it upside-down. A lone fortune cookie fell from the jar and cracked open, revealing Iruma's fortune. She picked it up and looked at Bob.
"Feeling lucky?" She began to say in a soft voice . "DON'T!" She lunged for Bob, but was caught by several Diviners before she could get to him.
"Th--they were...STOLEN! Thats right, stolen!" Bob yelled nervously, faking a smile through the sweat and fear.
"Stolen!?" ThePoe burst into the room with his hands on his waist. "I must find the culprit!"
The other Diviners looked at ThePoe, confused. Some vanished, and some just laied their head down on the table mumbling something about breakfast and sleep.
Poe searched high and low for clues. Days turned into nights, and those nights faded into another cookie-less morning. He had a plan...
That night, Poe Vanished as Bob lay in bed. And as Bob slumbered, he began to mumble.
"Don't count....eggs...chickens. Egg roll...push. Armor make you fat. Spotty...soup" He went on for a good while, and Poe tip-toed around his bed. Looking under the frame, he spotted the answer.
Bob's floor was covered in crumbs!! This is exactly what Poe needed!
~*~
The next morning, as the Diviners filed into the Chia Jen, hoping their cookie breakfast would be there today, Poe was standing by the kitchen with a proud look on his face.
"Dearest Diviners, and Lady Iruma," He Began as Iruma crawled to a table. "I have found the great cookie thief!"
"LEMME AT 'EM!" Iruma perked up immediately, standing up with lightning speed.
ThePoe stalled for a moment as Bob walked into the kitchen
"The culprit is....BOB!!"
Iruma gasped, but the other Diviners just stared at Bob with tired eyes.
Bob tried to run, but couldn't. Iruma grabbed his arm and took him to the Tai Chi room to teach him a lesson.
That day, Bob was given a life sentence of Cookie slavery, and still bakes with his same secret Recipe to this day. He fears the great Iruma and supplies her cookie needs each day without hesitation..
Who knows what she'll do the next time he eats the whole batch...
WiteLightnin
As they sat around the tables of the Chia Jen, Bob looked around at the exausted Diviners, sweat spilled down his troubled countenance and his hands were shaking rapidly.
"Where is..Iruma?" He gulped. Fright building up in his eyes.
The Diviners looked at each other, for they knew, at that moment, Iruma walked from behind the waterfalls and stood next to the portly chef.
Falling over herself in a dazed and tired state, she put her hand on Bob's shoulder and spoke in a monotone.
"I had a vision in my dreams," She began, looking into the eyes of the weary mages. "And in this vision I saw Bob's wonderful cookie jar. And do you know what I saw when I opened this jar, Bob?"
Her grasp on Bob's shoulder tightened. Bob looked from side to side, silently beseeching the Diviners for assistance, but they were all too tired to notice his plee.
"Nothing." She said flatly, walking over to the cookie jar. She opened it with quick fingers and turned it upside-down. A lone fortune cookie fell from the jar and cracked open, revealing Iruma's fortune. She picked it up and looked at Bob.
"Feeling lucky?" She began to say in a soft voice . "DON'T!" She lunged for Bob, but was caught by several Diviners before she could get to him.
"Th--they were...STOLEN! Thats right, stolen!" Bob yelled nervously, faking a smile through the sweat and fear.
"Stolen!?" ThePoe burst into the room with his hands on his waist. "I must find the culprit!"
The other Diviners looked at ThePoe, confused. Some vanished, and some just laied their head down on the table mumbling something about breakfast and sleep.
Poe searched high and low for clues. Days turned into nights, and those nights faded into another cookie-less morning. He had a plan...
That night, Poe Vanished as Bob lay in bed. And as Bob slumbered, he began to mumble.
"Don't count....eggs...chickens. Egg roll...push. Armor make you fat. Spotty...soup" He went on for a good while, and Poe tip-toed around his bed. Looking under the frame, he spotted the answer.
Bob's floor was covered in crumbs!! This is exactly what Poe needed!
~*~
The next morning, as the Diviners filed into the Chia Jen, hoping their cookie breakfast would be there today, Poe was standing by the kitchen with a proud look on his face.
"Dearest Diviners, and Lady Iruma," He Began as Iruma crawled to a table. "I have found the great cookie thief!"
"LEMME AT 'EM!" Iruma perked up immediately, standing up with lightning speed.
ThePoe stalled for a moment as Bob walked into the kitchen
"The culprit is....BOB!!"
Iruma gasped, but the other Diviners just stared at Bob with tired eyes.
Bob tried to run, but couldn't. Iruma grabbed his arm and took him to the Tai Chi room to teach him a lesson.
That day, Bob was given a life sentence of Cookie slavery, and still bakes with his same secret Recipe to this day. He fears the great Iruma and supplies her cookie needs each day without hesitation..
Who knows what she'll do the next time he eats the whole batch...
WiteLightnin